Thursday, November 4, 2010

Today is about slutty women, how much we all hate them, how bad we want to punch them, and why we date them anyway...

Foreword:  I would like to note that I'm not sure why my post decided to space itself the way it did.  I'm very frustrated at it.  Sorry.

So this is my first posting that has been requested.  The request was made by a friend of mine.  Because of this, what i say wont be as generic as it normally is and will use very specific examples.  If you cant relate and you hate this post, your probably good friends with the type of skank I'm about to describe.  Or you ARE said skank.  Either way, i hope you do enjoy the severe slandering of a LOT of women's character. 

First of all, whether you be a man or a woman, being a GOOD skank takes work.  Its rare to me when i find a person who is worthy to carry the title.  Why is it, ladies and gentleman, that you cant stick by the one love struck fuck who GENUINELY cares about you?  He gives everything, asks for nothing, and you tax his ass dry and go and swing on the next penis to come dangling by? C'mon people, your not THAT stupid are you?  If you are, this story I'm about to spin is true.  Pay close attention and don't worry, this one has a happy ending.

So lets start at the beginning of your tale.  First off you meet a guy.    Hes an amazing guy and treats you like a princess.  MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  That was his first mistake.  Assuming you had a soul.  That'll teach him.  Just cheating on him would be WAY too easy though.  You have the perfect plan lined up!  Gather around kids, lets watch...

A couple years go by and you trick this innocent man into falling in love with you.  He does pretty much whatever you need him to do.  Not because hes some sap or hes desperate.  Because your en evil, conniving, twisted bitch who refused to let him see who you really are.  (I'm gonna pause the story for a minute.  I'm sorry children just calm down well get right back to it.  If you have never heard of this demon wench before, chances are, you ARE her.  If you ARE, quit giving your evil secrets to honest, decent women.  I'm tired of meeting you bitches.)  Look kids the witch has an idea!  Shes going to cheat on her boyfriend!  YAY!!!  Whats that you ask?  Will she hide it really well so he doesn't find out?  I have a feeling shes WAY too slutty for that, but lets keep reading!  So you start hanging out with your brother-in-laws brother (or cousin, or some other really close relative that's going to make this awkward and creepy from here on out). Innocent friendship. Gotta love it

BAM!  Just like that your taking it in the butt from this guy while your boyfriend is secretly starting to hate you because your not even TRYING to hide it.  Not ONLY are you not trying to hide it, you think the guy you KINDA know, is better for you so you split your legs and pray to the gods that this thin dick 2-minute man comes through for you.  Sorry ladies, he wont.  What you will be left with is the sad realization that the guy your cheating on is in fact, the only guy who could ever truly love your sorry ass for what it is.  Fortunately for this one, he saw it coming and no longer gives a shit. 

So what is it about people like you that drives you to cause pain like this?  Men and women alike.  Is it the severe desire to make people hate you?  Or maybe you want everyone around you to call you whore.  Not even behind your back either.  Have friends ever randomly started calling you a slut and every time a slut (or whore, prostitute, whatever random noun describes you.... you skank...) joke is made, people start looking at you?  Guess what?  Your vagina has merged with a black hole to achieve supernatural one-ness.  Congrats. 

So back to the story at hand.  Your NOW ex boyfriend, for some idiotic reason, decided to stay friends with you.  Probably because you agreed to give him head whenever he wants.  Meh, its good and hes not complaining.  (would any of us?  Say yes and your gay.  I don't care how slutty she is.)  On top of that hes still trying to be civil with you and that's just out of the goodness of his heart.  You begin getting close again because you go to him with everything. 

GOTCHA BITCH!  Your taking it in the ass (again?  Really?  ugh....  Just typing this makes me want to club baby seals...) from the same ass backwards relative not trying to hide it from the guy who wasted 4 years on you.  YES!  YOU WIN AT LIFE!  Now please go end yours.  Your done.  You have accomplished your goal of completely destroying the (albeit forgiving and generous) retard who thought you had a shred of human decency.  

See, its shit like this that makes me wonder how some of you weren't beat.  Not as children. Like, yesterday.  How did you get through your day without getting socked in your mouth?  YOUR the reason for domestic violence.  Your lucky i don't beat you like i beat my mother!  And that topic isn't even FUNNY!  (its really not don't laugh at that shit...) I guess that it takes people like you to guide us to the amazing people in this world.  Its people like you that help us appreciate the love we have in our life.  I'm just sad to see that you get out of it scott free.  If he would have beat your ass, i would have backed him up on the self defense plea.  Your ass had it coming...

1 comment:

  1. Seriousness.. i would stomp this bitch.. and i don't even know her.. rediculousness..